核心提示:具显示,生物学上有了重大发现,一个新的物种已经诞生,并已经形成了他们特定的文明。
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. - Docter Unknown
程序猿:一种把咖啡转变成软件的生物。—— 昂纳博士
更重要的是,他们已经有了自己的歌曲,标志着程序猿的文明已经诞生。
我看到了你们古板外表下,拥有一颗火热的心;在此,提出强烈要求,IT公司的老板必须提供保证,公司要在任何时候,保持至少有一个漂亮、未婚的前台。
——周自海 致可爱的程序猿们
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Code Monkey like Fritos(程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片)
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew(程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
Code Monkey very simple man(程序猿是个直爽人)
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:(心里藏着点温暖的秘密:)
Code Monkey like you(2X) (程序猿喜欢你)
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work(程序猿走回小隔间,坐下假装工作)
Code Monkey not thinking so straight(程序猿没想通)
Code Monkey not feeling so great(程序猿感觉不太好)
Code Monkey have every reason(程序猿有理由)
To get out this place(离开这个地方)
Code Monkey just keep on working(程序猿还是留下来工作)
See your soft pretty face(看着你可爱柔软的脸)
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake(醒来,咖啡蛋糕做早餐)
Take bath, take nap(洗澡,睡觉)
This job “fulfilling in creative way”(这工作“创意无穷”)
Such a load of crap(真是废话一堆)
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you(程序猿以为总有一天会得到一切,包括像你一般好的女孩)
Code Monkey just waiting for now(程序猿在等待)
Code Monkey say someday, somehow(程序猿说,总有一天,总会实现)
Code Monkey get up get coffee(程序猿起身喝咖啡)
Code Monkey go to job(程序猿上班去)
Code Monkey have boring meeting(程序猿开了个无聊的会)
With boring manager Rob(一起开会的上司Rob也够无聊)
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent(Rob说程序猿很勤奋)
But his output stink(但做的东西却不行)
His code not “functional” or “elegant”(他的代码“用不了”或“不够好”)
What do Code Monkey think?(程序猿在想什么?)
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself(程序猿想,上司可能想干脆自己来写那个TMD登录页)
Code Monkey not say it out loud(程序猿没大声说出来)
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud(程序猿可没疯,只是有点得意)
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